Is there anything more challenging in daily life than trying to keep your many, many crimes straight? I know it’s always a real pain in my neck. Well, luckily I’ve made this handy print, so at last you can keep your Naughty Vroom Vrooms from your Yoinky Snatchys. Just don’t try any Schemey Scammys on me, or I’ll go all Flames So Pretty on you, just watch.  

8"x10", 11"x14", or 16”x20” print. The smaller two sizes are printed by me on heavyweight matte paper using archival pigment-based inks. 16”x20” is too big for my fine art printer, so I outsource them, and they’re the same archival/museum quality. Because museum quality is important with art like this.