BLAME THE STARS
From the bewilderingly popular instagram page Horror Scoops comes BLAME THE STARS, the most accurate astrology book you’ll ever lay your pretty little peepers on, fresh out of the oven and ready to preorder now!
I spent a full year searching the galaxy for the plumpest stars, squeezing out their delectable star-juices, and serving it up chilled, in a refreshingly joyful book just for you.
Available to preorder until May 21, at which time a crew of highly caffeinated seagulls will begin delivering these glittering books directly to your doorstep.
After you’ve placed your order, submit your proof of purchase here to claim your free print, and enter to win a series of fabulous prizes! Prizes will be announced on Instagram, and winners will be notified by email.
LINKS TO PURCHASE BELOW (YES THOSE ARE LINKS!)
USA
CALGARY, AB
UNITED KINGDOM / EUROPE
AUSTRALIA
Have I missed your country? Sorry! You can search for Blame the Stars on Amazon, search your favourite bookstore's site, or ask your local indie bookseller to order it for you.
You can also ask me on Instagram to add a link here for you! Just send me a DM with a recommendation of what bookshop I should add. :D
Otherwise, once it’s actually published, I’ll have more options for those of you who live in places where it hasn’t been distributed. Promise!