Any Consur Horror Scoops Print - Zodiac Illustration Print
Any Consur Horror Scoops Print - Zodiac Illustration Print Any Consur Horror Scoops Print - Zodiac Illustration Print Any Consur Horror Scoops Print - Zodiac Illustration Print Consur Horror Scoop that says: A new door will be opening for you. unfortunately, behind that door is a man in a cheap gorilla costume who will try to shave off your eyebrows consur horrorscoop Consur Horrorscoop: A good motto for the start of Consur Season is: Board the pepper plane Spicy Susan, this isn't a tepid Antipasto anymore Drew Barrymore obvi loves Consur Season Consur: Do something about your face. Very good Asstrology Gwen Paltrow Asstrology
$35.00

Any Horror Scoops Consur print! Adorn your home in your favourite stunning asstrological predictions. You can choose from any Scoop at all, from the very first Horror Scoop to the latest Scoop, and I will print it to order.

Enjoy a lovely print of the very serious and deeply real guidance only Horror Scoops can provide!

 

Pick your print, and choose from three sizes.

 

INSTRUCTIONS:

To choose your print, just enter some key words from the Scoop you want in the "Special Instructions" box at checkout so I know which one you want. For example, if you were ordering three Consur prints, you could write:

1. Spicy Susan

2. Hydrate, your cells are children

3. Piñata filled with pasta

And I'd know exactly what you meant!

 

If you were ordering two prints from different signs, you could write:

Consur: Wink at a crab

Piscerrs: Woogly googlies

Err on the side of more words if you want to be safe! Browse @horror.scoops on instagram for the most up to date Consur Scoops.

 

8"x10" and 11"x14" I print on my own professional printer using heavyweight matte paper and archival pigment-based inks. Which basically means that it's a high quality print that'll last a long time. I ship them flat in bend-free mailers.

16"x20" prints I get made on lovely satin-finished poster paper at my friendly local print shop (super local, they're an 8 minute walk from my front door) and ship them to you rolled in a tube.


 

 

Note: if you can't tell by the disastrous photoshop hack job, Gwen, Drew, and Jenn absolutely do not casually laugh next to their Horror Scoops prints. Of course not, that would be absurd. No, they keep their Horror Scoop prints preserved in their private art collections alongside their Rembrandts.