Prints of Instagram HorrorScoops Fake funny asstrology
Prints of Instagram HorrorScoops Fake funny asstrology Asstrology print Lemo Horrorscoop That reads: Remember the ancient parable: if you plant a zucchini seed in the ground, you get a zucchini plant, but if you plant a person in the ground, all you get is a corpse Any Lemo Horror Scoops Print - Zodiac Illustration Print Any Lemo Horror Scoops Print - Zodiac Illustration Print Lemo Astrology Horror Scoop Print that reads: You're as tender as a sweet baby moo cow batting its silken eyelashes up at this strange new world for the very first time Any Lemo Horror Scoops Print - Zodiac Illustration Print Lemo Horrorscoop that reads: This week you can control the rain with your mind! Any Lemo Horror Scoops Print - Zodiac Illustration Print
$35.00

Any Horror Scoops Lemo print! Adorn your home in your favourite stunning asstrological predictions. You can choose from any Scoop at all, from the very first Horror Scoop to the latest Scoop, and I will print it to order.

Enjoy a lovely print of the very serious and deeply real guidance only Horror Scoops can provide!

 

Pick your print, and choose from three sizes.

 

INSTRUCTIONS:

To choose your print, just enter some key words from the Scoop you want in the "Special Instructions" box at checkout so I know which one you want. For example, if you were ordering three Lemo prints, you could write:

1. Ooh la la, dress too fancy

2. Sweet baby moo cow

3. Gold stars/big juicy trophy

And I'd know exactly what you meant!

 

If you were ordering two prints from different signs, you could write:

Lemo: Tom Cruise whispers your name

Arbys: Convince a stranger to give you socks

Err on the side of more words if you want to be safe! Browse @horror.scoops on instagram for the most up to date Lehbrah Scoops.

 

8"x10" and 11"x14" I print on my own professional printer using heavyweight matte paper and archival pigment-based inks. Which basically means that it's a high quality print that'll last a long time. I ship them flat in bend-free mailers.

16"x20" prints I get made on lovely satin-finished poster paper at my friendly local print shop (super local, they're an 8 minute walk from my front door) and ship them to you rolled in a tube.


 

 

Note: if you can't tell by the disastrous photoshop hack job, Gwen, Drew, and Jenn absolutely do not casually laugh next to their Horror Scoops prints. Of course not, that would be absurd. No, they keep their Horror Scoop prints preserved in their private art collections alongside their Rembrandts.