Splattitaribus horrorscoops prints
Splattitaribus horrorscoops prints Horrorscoops print that says: Add flamingo! What does that mean? Whenever possible, add pink, stand on one leg, or find a way to incorporate our rosy birdfriends. Perhaps get a tattoo or draw a flamingo on your lover's soft belly before copulation HorrorScoops Print Splattitaribus (sagittarius parody) Horoscope parody print that says "look my splatty boo baby, times are tough, but you are not a broken wheat thin on the stable floor. You are not a tiger with trenchfoot." Any Splattitaribus Horror Scoops Print - Zodiac Illustration Print Any Splattitaribus Horror Scoops Print - Zodiac Illustration Print Any Splattitaribus Horror Scoops Print - Zodiac Illustration Print Any Splattitaribus Horror Scoops Print - Zodiac Illustration Print Any Splattitaribus Horror Scoops Print - Zodiac Illustration Print Any Splattitaribus Horror Scoops Print - Zodiac Illustration Print
$35.00

Any Horror Scoops Splattitaribus print! Adorn your home in your favourite stunning asstrological predictions. You can choose from any Scoop at all, from the very first Horror Scoop to the latest Scoop, and I will print it to order.

Enjoy a lovely print of the very serious and deeply real guidance only Horror Scoops can provide!

 

Pick your print, and choose from three sizes.

 

INSTRUCTIONS:

To choose your print, just enter some key words from the Scoop you want in the "Special Instructions" box at checkout so I know which one you want. For example, if you were ordering three Splattitaribus prints, you could write:

1. Frog with pink nostrils

2. New conspiracy theory

3. Add Flamingo

And I'll know exactly what you meant!

 

If you were ordering two prints from different signs, you could write:

Splat: Gauze Turtle

Vurbo: Do not play chicken with a tank

Err on the side of more words if you want to be safe! Browse @horror.scoops on instagram for the most up to date Splattitaribus Scoops.

 

8"x10" and 11"x14" I print on my own professional printer using heavyweight matte paper and archival pigment-based inks. Which basically means that it's a high quality print that'll last a long time. I ship them flat in bend-free mailers.

16"x20" prints I get made on lovely satin-finished poster paper at my friendly local print shop (super local, they're an 8 minute walk from my front door) and ship them to you rolled in a tube.


 

 

Note: if you can't tell by the disastrous photoshop hack job, Gwen, Drew, and Jenn absolutely do not casually laugh next to their Horror Scoops prints. Of course not, that would be absurd. No, they keep their Horror Scoop prints preserved in their private art collections alongside their Rembrandts.