Neat Shirt / Eat Shit

$34.50
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This is a NEAT SHIRT. Except really it's a nEAT SHIrT. Ok yeah it definitely just says EAT SHIT.


I drew the block letters by hand, then had them screen printed at my friendly local print shop.

The shirts are the perfect balance between being super soft and structured. They fit like standard unisex shirts, but check out the sizing chart if you want to be sure!

Not recommended for baptisms, job interviews, or meeting the parents.


A few months ago I found a notebook with this idea in it from six years ago. I knew I had been wanting to make it forever, but I didn't realize it had been six freaking years! So here it is. This wordplay has lived in my head for so long, and now it can live on your body.