Illustration of a mouth, and text that says "my teeth are the pearly gates into my heavenly body". The illustration is in watercolour, and is loose and scrappy. It's cool. You like it.
All food and beverage must pass through the Pearly Gates before it can enter my Heavenly Body. Choirs of angels are optional.


8"x10" or 11"x14" and printed on beautiful heavyweight Matte Epson paper using archival pigment-based inks. That means it's a high quality art print that will not fade over the years.

16x20 posters are printed at my friendly local print shop (super local, they're an 8 minute walk from my front door) and shipped rolled in a tube.